So like a year before the band was formed, Chase showed Max this cool SRV-ish riff, and Max hella dug it. Then, a year later, when the band was forming, Max and Connor were hanging out, and ConCon wrote a riff kinda like Chase's, but it was a little more funky. Then Max was like "wait let's just put them together". So we did. We went Chase's riff, then Connor's riff, and then we decided to put a drum solo in, just to mess with people.
One time in Madrigals senior year, Mr. Kentros asked Connor to makes some copies for the class. He told ConCon, "Double Sided, Stapled, and 3 hole punched, you got that? Double-Sided, Staple, Punch!" And then a light bulb went off in the Hoochmeister's head. "BAZINGA!" he yelled, as he did a judo-kick in the air, which happened to deflect a Tupperware bowl full of salsa.
When ConDawg hit the ground, he realized what had just happened. Someone was on the hunt for him, and they knew his only weakness, salsa on his cardigan. He quickly scanned the area for the attacker, and due to his heightened sense of people being douche-bags, he found his target. Waddie Meston, the girl with the biggest ass in the west.
Suddenly, ConConHoochy took his fighting stance, steam billowing out of his ears, and rushed at Waddie Meston yelling "DOUBLE-SIDED STAPLE PUNCH HERE WE GO".
and then he freaking killed her. it was gnarly
lyrics
Lyrics:
I'm jumping out the bathroom window; Oh my god, just let me go. I know this town, I've been around; I get around, I get around now. They try to put me down, tell me that I'm gonna drown. But, this body won't hit the ground until I've received my crown.
I can tell by the look in your eyes, you've got something to hide. And that's my sign, watch as I destroy her life. I can tell she's shy, but I can make her fly tonight. I don't like this light, but I feel just fine.
Now, I'm not dropping hints, if you're picking up on them. Oh no, I'm not your friend, and I'm never coming back again. (X2)
She says, "I like the light in your eyes,". Baby, don't think twice; I can't count the time, so I'll be staying with you tonight. Keep me satisfied. Oh no, look at the time; Out the window, call on the other line.
She had a tie down, so I set her free; Bang, bang, baby come with me. One or 3 bullets in his knees; hey, hey, why are you leaving? I think you can see where this is going. Now baby, baby, baby, OH. Now I'm free.
I'm not dropping hints, if you're picking up on them. Oh no, I'm not your friend, and I'm never coming back again. (X2)
Now, I'm not dropping hints, if you're picking up on them, oh no!
Just let me go, oh no, oh god please let me go. Just me go, oh god just let me go.
I'm not your friend, and I'm never coming back again, NO!
credits
from Blu Unk,
released October 9, 2015
Max Wiltbank - Vocals
Connor Houchen - Guitar
Chase McClung - Guitar
Tyler Huff - Bass
Zach Wiltbank - Drums
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